The Only Sane Man Left Alive

The Search for Gwilym

2010-02-08T03:22:00.000-08:00

Crazzy Gwilym Related things I have found in my travels this day

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cotton-T-Shirt-I-Love-Gwilym/dp/B002TFW8JK/ref=sr_1_5/277-0355784-0300340?ie=UTF8&s=clothing&qid=1265627994&sr=8-5

Girls

2009-09-14T14:13:00.000-07:00

OK so I knwo its been a longtime since i blogged, but because of a certain young welsh ladys nagging i am now bloggin again, but i shall have my revence for this post will contain.......
Teenage Angst !!!!

OK the gist of this problem is thus
1) there are girls
2) i like them
3) I like one called Cat a lot,
Say hi Cat

4) Cat is a geek, and shaping up to be an awesome friend, she also share a passion for geeky t-shirts

and this is where the problem lies asking girls out tends to ruin friendships, last time i was in this sort of situation i asked and from there on she has never spoken to me again pretty much.

I have tried use a diagram to help, but this not really getting me anywhere

so anyway this is a short blog i will endever to keep updating again,

Updated code for Alphabet Bubble sort not using build in sort or compare funtions

2009-01-30T05:33:00.000-08:00

This now will but thing with suffix's after there owrds eg catflap after cat

/*
* BubbleSorter.java
*
* Created on January 29, 2009, 4:16 PM
*
*/

package PDS2;
import java.util.ArrayList;
/**
*
* @author Gwilym Newton
* @30/01/2009
*/
public class BubbleSorter {

/** Creates a new instance of BubbleSorter */
public BubbleSorter() {
}

public static ArrayList sortasc(ArrayList List)
{
boolean change= true;
int count=0;

while(change)
{
change=false;

for(int i=0;i<(List.size()-count-1);i++)
{

if (!alpha(List.get(i), List.get(i+1)))
{
String temp= List.get(i);
List.set(i,List.get(i+1));
List.set(i+1,temp);
change=true;
}

}
count++;
}
return List;
}

public static boolean alpha(String str1, String str2)
{
boolean result=true;
int strlength;
if (str1.length()>str2.length())
{
strlength=str2.length();
}
else
{
strlength=str1.length();
}

int count=0;

while (count!=strlength)
{
if (str1.charAt(count)!=str2.charAt(count))
{
if (str1.charAt(count) {
return true;
}
else
{
return false;
}
}
count++;
}
if (str1.length()==str2.length())
{
return true;
}
else
{
return false;
}
}
}

Sorter Program V1.0

2009-01-06T04:34:00.000-08:00

ok my java program to sort numbers is pretty much working, the monkey sort needs some work, and the input box is pretty easy to break but the core is working.

to sort numbers pop them in the input box seporated with comma's and only use integers

http://rapidshare.com/files/180349684/distrabutionV1.0.zip.html

please post abuse here

Relativistic Gynecology

2009-01-06T02:00:00.000-08:00

So iv done it again iv revolutionised the Modern world and invented Relativistic Gynecology, that's right we can cure premature ejaculation. you just have to thrust faster thus

the mans speed relative to his partner(Politically correct FTW!) will increase.

meaning relative to them he will experience time dilation as per

meaning during the act of sex he will experience less time than his partner, so he will ejaculate after a short time, but to her it will be a very long like.

Einstein was a SEX GOD

Chemisty with sass

2009-01-01T12:27:00.000-08:00

The Japanese have shown the abstract hand again, how to we teach chemistry to guys who just want to mess around? give all the elements boobs, that's right they've made a periodic table of manga girls with a glint in there eye.

you can buy the book at
http://www.himeyashop.com/product_info.php/products_id/11698

Lemon Demon

2009-01-01T02:27:00.000-08:00

i amlost forgot how much i love lemon deamon, for all who've never heard it

A Gramatical Take on Rape

2008-12-30T10:04:00.000-08:00

No does not mean yes! true

but what about double negatives!!!!

No No does mean yes, thus its not rape as long as there is an even number of "no"'s

Transformers are real!!!!

2008-12-30T09:55:00.000-08:00

2008-12-29T08:51:00.000-08:00

my wisdom is thus

dont lisien to ramstien while driving, it makes you driven even more crazy, i just cut up 3 lanes of trafic going a 50mph, my excuse.... the music made me feel like a god

New Comic

2008-12-29T08:29:00.000-08:00

Ok some of you may or may or may not know i used to draw a comic at strangeandcharm.thewebcomic.com it wast very good and i stopped writing it about June/08 and since then iv been trying to think of new ideas and one kind of hit me today.

Basically i have a lot of geeky toys in my room at trevs i thought i might be good to do a comic about there lives in my room, with me.

ME(ish)-crazy AI programmer, bit of an Ethen

Hades(my roboquad)-the straight man, morbid and full of satire

Gerald(the inflatable croc)- the dumb and lovable ozzie

Smith(my life size cardbord cut out of smith)-creepy

Kahn-(my 2 foot high RM-controlled darleck)-crasy AI who wants to take over the world

Slinky(my slingy)-the personification of my ADHD

i think it has most of what a good comic needs so far, though a love interest will have to appear one day

im still think weather it should be drawn or possible done photo style as i have all the players as it where.

im gonna need some people to help mainly

Spellcheckers
Artists/Photographers
Webmonkeys

anyone want to help(that is if anyone reads this blog.

taxi

2008-12-29T08:22:00.000-08:00

i just followed a taxi, with reg number 1337

Got bored wrote bubble sort

2008-12-28T11:43:00.000-08:00

int items[];
int count;
boolean change;
Random generator = new Random(556469895);
items= new int[20];
count=0;
//seeds with random numbers
while(count!=(items.length))
{
items[count]=generator.nextInt(100);
count++;
}
count=0;
System.out.print("Orginal:");
//prints out orginal numbers
while(count!=(items.length))
{
System.out.print(items[count]+",");
count++;
}
System.out.println();
change=true;
//sorts
while(change)
{
count=0;
change=false;
while(count!=(items.length-1))
{
if (items[count]>items[count+1])
{
int temp;
temp=items[count+1];
items[count+1]=items[count];
items[count]=temp;
change=true;
}
count++;
}
}
count=0;
System.out.print("Sorted:");
//prints out sorted numbers
while(count!=(items.length))
{
System.out.print(items[count]+",");
count++;
}
System.out.println();

Xbox360

2008-12-28T10:45:00.000-08:00

Ok so if i jerry rig a Xbox360 in to a V-stream input card, in a usb port then stram via my video card to my VGA moniter that should work right, that what it was DESGINED to do, but no its black and white with no sound grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Musing

2008-12-28T10:24:00.000-08:00

So i was Musing while hovering and the best idea in that entire hour possible hit me................
Trevelyan Freestyle Romantic Poetry Society

It works basic work by a girl volunteers to be the subject, the poets then get 2 minutes the think of and recite a romantic poem which is specific to the girl

the girl must then based on poetry alone decided the winner.

Gorden Freeman

2008-12-26T06:46:00.000-08:00

I have nothing but respect for this man

Recommended Viewing

2008-12-26T06:23:00.000-08:00

A medical school dropout loses his fiancée in a tragic lawnmower incident, and decides to bring her back. Unfortunately, he was only able to save her head, so he goes to the red light district in the city and lures prostitutes into a hotel room so he can get parts for his girlfriend.

Its has a pimp called Zorro in it, and a gerbil on super crack, the main charater is addicted to trepanning him self

2008-12-25T09:23:00.000-08:00

MERRY XMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
MERRY HANUKKAH!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY SOL INVICTUS

have a good time :-)

2008-12-22T06:00:00.000-08:00

I am watching buffy, while dressed in a lab coat, and a D&D t-shirt and drinking goats milk

from this i can conclude life is good
and i will never have a girlfriend

Kirk vs Physics

2008-12-22T04:54:00.000-08:00

Kirk wins

The Chronicles of Robert Neville

2008-12-22T04:19:00.000-08:00

This is the Chronicles of Robert Neville the last sane man left on earth, the apocalypse has come they are all insane cannibal, I alone remain, thus I must record my life so that when humans rise again they will know what has happened this will be my task for the rest of timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelkbnjdsnffjlhfldshlfkds;
dfsfd
sggs

Sorry about that, it would appear Mr. Neville is now dead, you however my friends be assured that he tasted divine.